Purple Monkey Punch – Old School Hawaiian Genetics That Keep Up With Modern Day Strains

We have continued collaborating with Heaven and Earth Seed Co. to create unique and heavily worked strains for the connoisseur that wants to add some special genetics to their collection.

New strains include:

Blue Monkey Punch = (Purple Monkey Punch x x Blueberry x Super Skunk) x Blueberry Parfait
Kapaa Hi = Purple Monkey Punch x Criptonite
Purple Knock Out = Purple Monkey Punch x Candy Machine
Fozzie Bear = Purple Monkey Punch x Cherry Kush Mints
Kauai Hi = Purple Monkey Punch x GMO BX3
Circus Monkey = Purple Monkey Punch x Circus Animal Cookies
Monkey Magic = Purple Monkey Punch x Lemon Macarons
Purple Monkey Super Berry Butter = (Purple Monkey Punch x Blueberry x Super Skunk) x Peanut Butter Breath BX
Unnamed = Purple Monkey Punch x Sunset Sherbet BX
Unnamed = Purple Monkey Punch x Green Portal
Unnamed = Purple Monkey Punch x Criptonite #1 x Green Portal
Unnamed = Purple Monkey Punch x Blueberry Parfait
Unnamed = Purple Monkey Punch x Kauai Boy
Unnamed = Purple Monkey Punch x African Lime Haze

Purple Monkey Punch is a perfect blend of tropical Hawaiian vibes, reminding you to slow down and enjoy the world around you. It’s a relaxing Sativa hybrid that is also slightly uplifting. The terpene profile includes blueberries, grapes, and kushy gas. It grows purple flowers without cold temperatures with green leaves, a visually unique plant to have in the garden.



Purple Monkey Punch grown indoors under LEDs

Purple Monkey Punch
Mother: (Sour Diesel x Big Island Widow x Afghani) x [(Northern Lights #5 x Buddha Sister x Big Island Widow* x Buddha Sister) x Purple Pakistani]
Father: Crippy x Crippy x Heirloom Purple Thai

*Big Island Widow = White Widow x White Rhino

The Purple Monkey Punch mother that we are working with was selected by Ricky of Heaven and Earth Seed Co. It lives up to its name as its flowers turn deep purple and have a sedative, monkey punched effect; its medicinal qualities include pain relief, anxiety, appetite stimulation, and more.



Seeded Purple Monkey Punch grown in the Hawaiian sun in a greenhouse

Quick Facts

Hours of Relief: 3+ hours
Effects: Strong Sativa hybrid
Good For: Wake n bake, socializing, getting stuff done, creativity, with relaxation at the end
Flower Characteristics: Blueberry grape gas and clearcoat
Plant Characteristics: Medium to large internode spacing, greasy, beautiful color, moderately to high yielding
Best For: Indoor or outdoor
Flowering Time: 9-10 weeks

The Making Of Modern Classics

Most of these strains will only be available on the Discord or other special opportunities and will probably not appear on our website. This is because both parties would rather keep these genetics exclusive and work them ourselves. We do offer them from time to time, so if you’re interested in collecting some old-school award winning genetics, we recommend grabbing a pack or two if you have the opportunity.

We will be working together on future projects, so stay tuned for future drops. To view previous creations, visit our Vanilla Shake Collaboration article.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.